Yesterday I saw purple coat girl walking across the street, pushing her bike. I don't know how it happened, but she is pregnant. Well, of course I know HOW it HAPPENED, (disgusting mental picture) I just can't imagine anyone being so greasy, so terribly vomit-inducing that they could knock up that poor girl. She's way mentally challanged, not even that, she's crazy to a slightly scary and definately disturbing extent.
She was eating something out of a basket, which was later identified as popcorn from the theater. It makes me uneasy. She's got shifty eyes! Very un-ease-enducing.
What's an appropriate response to, "Have a nice afternoon."? IF someone says that to me, I reply with a, "You too." or something along those lines. The one response that's worse than saying nothing at all?....."I will." What is that? I'm not actually telling you to have a nice afternoon because I care or anything, I get PAID to say that to you. I do not, however, get paid to sit here and listen to your life story. If you're bringing in a picture of your dead cousin or whomever, for restoration, DON'T inform me that they are dead. For one, it's none of my business and B: Now, I have to sit here staring at the deceased for 5 hours fixing his or her acne or whatever. It would be much easier if I could just think this person was REALLY vain or something. Knowing they're dead is creepy and I picture them standing over my shoulder, critiquing my work on their pre-mortem self.
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