I'm starting to get really frickin' excited about Halloween. Nowhere to go here in Sitonyourassville USA, but the costume shall rock the WORLD! I will, for the first time in my life, take advantage of All Sluts Day and look hotalicious! I am going to be...........
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WAIT FOR IT............................
Lara CROFT!!
How much hotness does THAT rock? Oh yes, kiddies, I will rock the hotness like never before. For once I am comfortable in my skin/fat and I don't care who looks and who doesn't because I guarantee I'll want to make love to mySELF that day! There will be GUNS and there will be SHORTS and there will be BOOTS, BUCKLE-Y CLUNK-Y BOOTS! Plus there will be a BRAID and LITTLE HANGY DOWNY BANGY THINGIES!! Oh yes, I shall rock the hotness HARD!!
My hotness shall rule the world on this All Sluts Day!! HAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
go about your business..............
nothing to see here............................
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